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awalc - - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.

Theres got to be more to this story....

ak4608 8

Men don't usually respond very kindly to "your a rainbow"

Larion1 13

next time you would not drink heavily with same company

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