What is it, sweetie?

By WTF - 16/01/2013 07:52

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

She obviously hasn't been exposing them to enough radioactive waste!

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Pleonasm 35

Yea, I found out the other day that I am infertile. I bought a pet chimpanzee and raised him and everything, and WTF? He isn't turning into a human?? Like how is this possible? I though people came from apes? Anyway this isn't Grow Your Own T-Rex. I bet the salesman just told her that iguanas turned into Dinosaurs to seal the deal on that 500 metre squared terrarium that the shop couldn't get rid of.

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mistercrow 9

Uhm actually there are 100000 other reasons why we don't date children

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Bengals8807 7

I might be going out on a limb here but your girlfriend might not be all that smart.

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combatbunny 9

Is she 6 or did you find this gem in the special class?

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skyeyez9 24

I have seen homeschooled children just as bad. They are isolated their entire lives, and have no common sense or social skills.

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perdix 29

Because she hasn't been feeding it caveman meat. Duh! Haven't you been to the Creationist Museum?

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Kn0wledge123 21

The OP's name expresses my thoughts exactly.

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ReRage 13

The lizards still need to reach level 36 before they can evolve.

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