What is it, sweetie?

By WTF - 16/01/2013 07:52

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

She obviously hasn't been exposing them to enough radioactive waste!

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Pleonasm 35

Yea, I found out the other day that I am infertile. I bought a pet chimpanzee and raised him and everything, and WTF? He isn't turning into a human?? Like how is this possible? I though people came from apes? Anyway this isn't Grow Your Own T-Rex. I bet the salesman just told her that iguanas turned into Dinosaurs to seal the deal on that 500 metre squared terrarium that the shop couldn't get rid of.

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mark1970 10

I'd be worried too.

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Thpwns 5

Aw go buy her a stuffed dinosaur

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DinoNuggets911 3

She is obviously a MLIAer and you just don't understand her love of dinosaurs.

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neonglostix 28

Let her know that lizards are like Magikarp. They can take quite a while to evolve and, once they do, she's gonna have to buy a bigger pokéball... I mean tank.

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peeonmyface 3

Give them plenty of sunlight and water them three times a day! You'll have dinosaurs in no time. I know, I'm an expert.

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venus89 17

What?! Are you telling me they don't?! Got to return mine now!

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