By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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ZoeElizabeth 0

Orgasms have been known to cause amnesia before.

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salmonodin 9

240, do you actually know how old 156 is? I didn't see an age on her profile. Furthermore, as someone who is married there are reasons couples don't have sex for a year. It's not right, but it happens for a variety of reasons. Some of these reasons are depression, extramarital affairs, financial instability, medical problems, or even one or both partners being deployed in the military. You don't have to be old and married to understand there's reasons why marriages can sometimes be sexless. Who are you to judge?

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Herculesninja27 5

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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salmonodin 9

She could have been on birth control where you don't have periods, like the Depo shot. But the birth control could have failed and she still could've got pregnant without realizing it.

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SplitChris14 0

Yea there's definitely something up... I mean who forgets having sex with someone?

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jonathanstrange 1

You're married to someone who you don't have sex with???

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cobanjo 2

She had sex with u while u were sleeping

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travisbroadhurst 0

U better drop that girl. Or ur a fool.

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lesliepalomera 0

How sad no wonder she cheated.. You didn't keep the passion alive. One year long time man but babies are always a blessing

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dunicha 20

"No wonder she cheated"? Really? Yeah, it's all on him. </sarcasm> You know what I do if I'm not getting enough lovin' from my husband? I "keep the passion alive," as you so eloquently put it, myself. I don't cheat.

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