By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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sonasonic 34

What wife? Divorce that bitch.

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fantasyworld 37

Why would she tell you if it wasn't yours? Either she's that stupid or you guys had drunk sex and don't remember.

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pizzaloverchick 9

you didn't put out! haha

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talicaroxi 25

for those saying why stay married if you're not having sex. it's quite common to go periods of time with out sex. oddly most marriages work fine with or with out sex. people get busy they lose track of time they get tired. one day bevause a week a week becomes a month. you can still love someone just as much with out sex. and I'd love a follow up. what happened?

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