By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 564
You deserved it 5 439
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Undead4life 1

RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jayellef 3

breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.

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jessiejess020 0

Run....Run away OP and never come back

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shinotenshii 0

if the person is chained to cement, how are they floating?

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Ph03n1x1369 2

Run !!!! Run as fast as you can and nerve look back !!!!!

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DawnMarie11 0

Get out before you end up Chained to a bed like that movie 'Misery'

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Enslaved 36

Hobbling! Ugh!!! I just watched "Misery" last week. Sledgehammer! Lol

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Enslaved 36

I also watched "Dolores Claiborne" I love Kathy Bates! (: These are the Stephen King movies I prefer rather than his older novels/movies.(:

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captainbj2 0

So did my wife, 17 years ago and we are still blissfully married. No worries my friend.

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Enslaved 36

Well captain BJ, I know why you married her just from your chosen name. :P

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WCARlover 34

I find it hilarious that it's 666 "your life sucks" votes and 69 "you deserved it" votes lol

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Enslaved 36

Don't be surprised if she plots to get pregnant on purpose just to keep you. Crazy is crazy!

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