Love: Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By Brad - 03/01/2013 06:47 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 17:14 - Sweden - Floda

Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 11 771

By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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Undead4life 1

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jayellef 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:33

breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.

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mj_ok 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:45

I think you guys need to talk //:

totalkaos 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:46

she's a keeper....for 4 days!

BritLass 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:47

Kinda creepy... Well at least you know she's a keeper. (:

sublimefan 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:50

start planning your breakup.

dexter341 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:54

Run.NOW.

mileyfan17 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:02

Same thing happened to me, with my bf

Serinar 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:13

Get out now.

ddinspire6 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:14

That's just a bit psyco...

cajekraze 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:26

Women plan their wedding from birth, quit freaking out

gigity1 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:51

looks like we've got a stage 5 clinger!!!

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