By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 564
You deserved it 5 439

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Undead4life 1
jayellef 3

breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.

Comments

It doesn't necessarily mean anything serious. She's testing the waters and seeing how you react. The best action in a situation like that is to smile, tell her she's cute a give her a kiss on the forehead then say those are ideas to talk about in the future.

lmaoatall 6

If you think this is bad now, wait till you go and breakup with her. If you have a pet rabbit, I would hide it!!

jaredofmo 22

Well, she doesn't procrastinate!

ikickgingers 15

Babe, I don't feel bad for them. :/ I don't feel bad for guys like that either. :/ I feel bad for the unsuspecting who date them, and sadly end up in a trunk chained to cement blocks floating along the Hudson river.

rebelzomm 10

Get the hell outta that relation while you can OP!

perdix 29

So, where are you registered? Crate & Handcuff? Just go with it and marry the girl, then go for a honeymoon to Aruba. You'll be free and have all-new appliances and fresh linens to show for your effort.

It will only get more creepy and dangerous if you do not bail now.