By zzarzzur - 22/05/2015 06:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML
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lysx84 24

I often wonder how people discover such talents. I suspect far too much free time...

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uchihadesendent 14

Am I the only one that thinks this is hot?

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Ava_Darkflame 26

How the **** do you even find this out like are you just bored and think "I wonder what will happen if I put milk in my ****** and try to squirt it...." like what the ****.

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ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

I really would like to know how she discovered that "talent." On second thought...spare me the details.

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cosmicdancer84 7

Can she do that with ping pong balls?

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writerchic85 25

Can imagine she is going to get a nasty suspiciously cheesy smelling infection.

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saffy66 34

Sure it was milk? You do know some women 'squirt'?

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tosdyke 16

Pour some lucky charms in there and your all set!

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earthlyscum 19

My question is, how did she come about putting milk in her ****** in the first place?

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