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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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Rock n roll

By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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By lekijkerd - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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Rock n roll!

By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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Rock n roll star

By bandfuckup - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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PA88 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:12

I don't think this is an FML. Your favorite band's singer was on top of you...WIN. Okay so you hit your head...but again..singer pinning you to the ground.

blueworld_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:05

Always save the star. You at least get an autograph or something?

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maria12_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:22

LOL cardboardtastes. Kevin is a fag, ever heard him talk? So gay.

T_im_othy 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:29

haha that is awesome!

emer_helena 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:30

YDI because... uh... you... um... you're from Texas... yeah... Texas... sure

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:38

The name of the fml says it all.

FarSide 22

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:39

Well aren't you special!

xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:40

Well now you can say you were pinned by the lead singer of that band?

RitzyHoke 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:49

Today, in one of my concerts, everything was going great and the crowd was amazing. I decided to stage-dive, and I saw the crowd slowly dispersing, leave a gap with only 1 woman standing in the middle. I crushed my only fan. FML

tapesculpture 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:03

win !

Flamesty 0

Monday 3 August 2009 13:16

XD Good one!

timtam24 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:51

#21 LOL

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:55

Dude, as long as you weren't seriously injured or knocked unconscious, that sounds like something that should be on MLIG, not FML.

RitzyHoke 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:13

Today, I went to this concert, where those who were there weren't really fans. While my favourite singer stage-dived, I screamed like a fangirl. Partly because of the excruciating pain as he crashed on me while the crowd was moving away. Mostly because my fetish of being literally crushed by my favourite singer is fulfilled, *inserts awesome smiley*. MLIG