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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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By lekijkerd - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By bandfuckup - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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PA88 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:12

I don't think this is an FML. Your favorite band's singer was on top of you...WIN. Okay so you hit your head...but again..singer pinning you to the ground.

blueworld_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:05

Always save the star. You at least get an autograph or something?

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KryptoniteKiss 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:41

Dude, if it was the singer from my favorite band and i was pinned underneath him I'd probably faint from happiness. This is not an FML.

24skunks 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:50

Guys, the poster said it was a local show. At the local venue here, on a night where it's a bunch of local bands ( And from the next state over and not well known in the local scene) usually there's 20 people there and a lot of them hang out more in the back (And this is a VERY small place) Obviously at bigger shows there are TONS of people in the front but if this is for wicked small bands then I doubt it. Everyone else was probably really into the show and were too amused (Or confused, figuring the singer would help our poster up) to do anything.

isaysummer 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:23

This is more of an FHL. Why would he decide to stage dive if no one was around. What an idiot.

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:44

Uh, how is this an FML? I mean, you were pinned underneath him. Wouldn't that be a good thing? Lol.

jadakorn 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:57

Wut band was it???? I bet u it was warped tour xDD

dorkasaur 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:18

so not an fml

dreadkid08 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:37

YDI for liking a crappy band that does stupid shit like staging diving

pleasedonttellme 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:02

Well aleast you you say You've touched a star before

jma1123 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:09

I almost clicked FYL, then noticed, he's your favorite singer, and you got to touch him. I'd risk my life to catch a few famous singers, XD You didn't deserve it, but it's not a complete FYL. Lol

frickity 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:34

This... this is amazing! Who else can say that their favorite singer laid on them for a part of a song?!?! i would wrap my legs around him and not let him go! that sounds weird.. oh well, thing is, I don't see this as an FML. I would be honored, even with a bump on the head. And hey, if it was more than a bump couldn't you sue someone?! IDK! hah