Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft... - FML

By billjoebob424 - 19/03/2016 01:18 - Canada - Erin

Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 10:23 - Singapore

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:05

What a square.

seemetrot_fml 16

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:04

That has to be a thing. I'm sure lots of people would enjoy it.

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HoboMeth 33

Saturday 19 March 2016 23:08

I read somewhere that minecraft was a top search in ****. Idk I could be wrong

zyero 9

Saturday 19 March 2016 23:20

If it was exists, there's a **** of it

andro6657 10

Saturday 19 March 2016 23:20

So confused

dspot98 5

Saturday 19 March 2016 23:41

Rule 34 is a real and terrifying thing.

empbob 20

Saturday 19 March 2016 23:45

Probably be the worst **** ever, it'd be all pixelated...

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:20

Doesn't matter had pixel(sex)?

TheRussianNavy 11

Monday 21 March 2016 5:25

Like Japanese ****.

RainCl0ud 22

Saturday 19 March 2016 23:56

At least it's not as perverted as real ****

SneakyDeath 15

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:39

That is something you do not hear in a daily conversation.

waitloadgo 2

Sunday 20 March 2016 2:00

I am ashamed to say I found it.

jonjonguapito 15

Sunday 20 March 2016 2:18

blocky bouncing boobs. wtf.

silent_shark 10

Sunday 20 March 2016 2:28

if leafy sees this he is gonna drink bleach

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