Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft... - FML

By billjoebob424 - 19/03/2016 01:18 - Canada - Erin

Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 651

You deserved it 1 794

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 569

You deserved it 1 175

By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 737

You deserved it 3 513

The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 619

You deserved it 288

By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 406

You deserved it 291

By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 175

You deserved it 4 236

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 510

You deserved it 39 030

By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 427

You deserved it 10 698

By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 054

You deserved it 72 338

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 10:23 - Singapore

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 421

You deserved it 38 124

Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 321

You deserved it 2 733

Next

Top comments

Welshite 39

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:05

What a square.

seemetrot_fml 16

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:04

That has to be a thing. I'm sure lots of people would enjoy it.

Comments

SuckerPunched44 12

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:36

Someone needs their mind bleached

sNOOBie_fml 24

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:38

But did he succeed?

crazyindynathan 13

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:57

It exists... It was really weird...

Calingaladha 21

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:01

Nothing like pixels to turn a guy on.

SuckMyStrider 13

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:05

Rip your eyeballs

princessofbelair 10

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:10

Better than the kid in my graphic design class who constantly looks up hentai

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:13

People who make minecraft **** or **** of any video game need to seek serious help.

TheRussianNavy 11

Monday 21 March 2016 5:24

Don't judge people. What turns you on turns you on. We all have weird shit that turns us on. It's normal. (Sorry for calling it weird it's for lack of a better word).

iNicoLTD 23

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:23

What a creeper! Get it? I'll see myself out.

SqurtieMan 10

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:27

HOW DOES HE DESERVE THAT!??

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:37

Such a thing exists? Yeah, I know, it's a rhetorical question.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, I tried to sound like I had my life together by bragging to a friend about how I meal prep every week. In reality, I’m sitting here eating a cold slice of pizza for lunch that I found in the back of my fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64

You deserved it 579

Today, I got the flu so I needed a sick note. The local doctor’s office has a sign outside saying, “DON’T come in if you’re contagious.” They are also completely unreachable by phone. Sooo, I guess I’ll… send a pigeon? FML

I agree, your life sucks 861

You deserved it 106

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 377

You deserved it 4 189

Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 917

You deserved it 3 549

Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73

You deserved it 1 084

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 775

You deserved it 3 838