By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
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mofran 0

make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"

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shadow2903 11

Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...

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hateevryone 14

dude is a dumbass.

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steph1218806 0

I told my husband the same thing, his reply was "So are you pregnant?" Stupid

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p2theORTER 0

Men are truly uneducated on the subject of human anatomy other than what it feels/looks like. Just saying...

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rasta_pasta 4

And I'm sure you're equally well versed in our anatomy.

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MusicIsLife93 0

Hahaha glub glub glub

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PoisonGirlInc 0

That's pretty ****** up

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bhfboss 0

Wtf are you dating a 15 year old? Clearly has a brain of one.

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801hxcwlakru 0

why does comparing the sex to "sex with a fish" make him a moron? no doubt in my mind that he was talking about the smell. he was probably kidding.

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vcolvin 0

With a comment like that he doesn't even seem old enough to have sex anyway lol

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lauralavenderbab 0

Obviously he's a dumbass Don't you want your kids to have a chance in life ?

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