By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
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mofran 0

make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"

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shadow2903 11

Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...

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butterflyz1961 2

You're dating an idiot.

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countrygirl1616 2

Why would you tell him that in the first place?

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NPN_Scorpio 16

I can think of 3 reasons. 1. Many women get extremely horny when they are ovulating. "Fasten seatbelts, you're in for a ride!" 2. They are trying for a baby. "All aboard! Leave your raincoat at the door." 3. They are not. "Keep your raincoat on. Failing that, please exit when the train is going full tilt (always risky). Or ride in the caboose."

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9R1NC3S5 0

WoW. How old is your boy friend?! That's an immature, insensitive way to react Hun. I suggest you cross your legs and say you're eternally out of business. In the mean time finding yourself a MAN. A real one.

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