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You really need a new boyfriend. Did he take sex ed classes in public school?
You should have compared him to having sex with a gerbil.
Haha awesome
Why are you even tracking/sharing that you're ovulating if you're not trying to get pregnant?
Maybe she /is/ trying to get pregnant. I tell my guy when I'm ovulating so that he knows to be extra careful and not get too caught up in the moment. Safer sex, is better sex!(:
Pulling out is your idea of safer sex?
No-no. Not to get too personal but it means "it's a foreplay only night" and not to rely on condoms. There's more to sex than just sticking it in. Lol
I figured someone might bring up being aware of when you're ovulating as part of pregnancy prevention. However, as the FML is that he doesn't want to have sex with her while she's ovulating more or less because it's gross, it would seem that the two are neither trying to get pregnant nor avoiding having sex while ovulating to prevent pregnancy, which makes it appear she just randomly informed her boyfriend that she's ovulating. Just seemed weird to me. (:
um, maybe so that she DOESN'T get pregnant? plus, if a girl is A) regular and B) smart, she can easily figure out when she's ovulating.
I bet it does
Wow he's got an... active imagination...
And this is why I'd never date a guy who knew less about Vaginas than I do.
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make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"
Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...