By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
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mofran 0

make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"

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shadow2903 11

Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...

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mspeacock 6

Yet again a reason kids shouldn't have secks

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cetlawizard 15

Your profile pick IS awesome & shit! Lol....one of the best I've seen yet. :)

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hbbs93 6

You didn't even spell sex right.

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skittlesmeep 4

Your bf is either too young, or retarded.

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ohSNAPyall 26

How many eggs does he think you have? You're not having litters, are you?

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Lady_Bee_fml 13

What a bizarre conversation that must have been... ''Good morning darling, I'm ovulating today. Would you like your eggs scrambled or fried?''

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telonthemove 4

No dude wants to hear about ovulation. Takes the sexy right out of everything.

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BD_Swingin 0

Well close your legs it smells like low tide.

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HU4L188 0

The stupidity of the world these days never seems to amaze me...

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whitperky 0

Get a new boyfriend. He's an idiot.

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