By MetalAtlas - 02/03/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
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metalatlas 0

being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy

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denbeste 3

Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

ok this bitch is crazy. why is she so insecure?

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olw25 0

I know the feeling women r crazy sometimes

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carson26525 0

what kind of a dumbass are you!?!?!?! i mean seriously who puts their girlfriend's name on their liscense plate and keeps it there even after u frikin brake up!??!!? like seriously what the hell. ur a dumbass u deserved it and mayb u shuld think before u act!

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Anteezy 7

It is you who is the dumb ass, your spelling is horrible and if you actually read the fml properly it states "a" license plate not "his" license plate. So maybe you need to read before you comment. Or repeat kindergarten.

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containsnosoy 0

No, no, no. YDI. You don't win a girl over with money; that is not the type of girl you want to date. Get over her needy, dramatic self, and find someone worth having.

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MetroidSlayer01 8

nice avatar though...

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monkey_boy984 0

lol ydi for being whipped

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sarcdude 3

*whipping sound* you are a traitor to the gender.

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capilot 10

Was it her birthday or something? Anyway, you learned a life lesson that all guys learn eventually: nothing you ever do will be good enough. I could tell stories that would make your jaw drop. /yeah, I'm bitter //yeah, I'm a bigger pushover than OP ///think I'm in love with snickerdoodle

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WitchQueenLiz 3

Wow, what a bitch. Dump the stupid ho-bag.

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