By MetalAtlas - 02/03/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
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metalatlas 0

being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy

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denbeste 3

Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!

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aDerangedStateOf 0

Next Time You Want To Shower A Girl With Gifts Just Follow These Steps.. 1. Cut a hole In a Box. 2. Put your Junk in that Box. 3. Make her Open the Box. and that's the way you do it.

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Person1233 12

Why must you capitilaze random words?

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aDerangedStateOf 0

because I can. Bitch

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ponytailninja 0

snickerdoodle FYL for not having one an bein on fml commenting on everyones stuff with weird ass words... ur not cool........op did not deserve it for likin a chick an wanting 2 do sumthing nice not knowin she was crazy.... if u went on a date ever u might want to get pamperd? who knows lmao

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capilot 10

I lol'ed OK, seriously folks: there/their/they're your/you're Learn the difference. Learn to spell. Learn to punctuate. Don't use SMS slang, even for SMS. If it's worth your time to write, try to make it worth our time to read.

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nyc718 0

102 jump off of snicker's jock. The constant badgering of posters and their grammar is highly annoying. Who cares if she's 16, "in college", has a long list of vocabulary words, can spell, and/or construct a good sentence. I surely don't. There is absolutely nothing attractive about a 16 year old know it all with a big mouth. Also as most of you can see she spends a majority of her day on here being a grammar nazi, which leads me to believe she has no social life outside of her room.

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nyc718 0

102 jump off of snicker's jock. The constant badgering of posters and their grammar is highly annoying. Who cares if she's 16, "in college", has a long list of vocabulary words, can spell, and/or construct a good sentence. I surely don't. There is absolutely nothing attractive about a 16 year old know it all with a big mouth. Also as most of you can see she spends a majority of her day on here being a grammar nazi, which leads me to believe she has no social life outside of her room.

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nyc718 0

102 jump off of snicker's jock. The constant badgering of posters and their grammar is highly annoying. Who cares if she's 16, "in college", has a long list of vocabulary words, can spell, and/or construct a good sentence. I surely don't. There is absolutely nothing attractive about a 16 year old know it all with a big mouth. Also as most of you can see she spends a majority of her day on here being a grammar nazi, which leads me to believe she has no social life outside of her room.

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ponytailninja 0

blow a goat ;D

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buttshapedfruit 0

well, why were u looken? haha

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LadyAshley 0

Damn! She is a lot of work

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rustproofvirud 0

whoa you actually said something that we agree on I never thought this day would come "I'm so proud" *sob*

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junolee 0

snicker, in every fml I read with your comment on it you said YDI your one mean woman

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junolee 0

I don't agree :p you guys ever had a girlfriend? you don't know what they can make you do..

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TheLetterZero 7

It seems the OP doesn't like tossed salad.

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bebz_fml 0

How about you just stop trying to sound smart snickerdoodles.

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