Miscellaneous Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

Anonymous - 08/02/2023 06:00

Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML

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"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint

Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

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sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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jamalinho - 11/05/2011 17:51 - Bangladesh

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

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Nic - 23/02/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

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halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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#LurkerForLife

- 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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VivaLaJewFace 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:27

It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:00

i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?

cherrymary 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:17

LOLOLOLOL!!! its so addicting! but i've never gone past 3 hrs #30, thats bullshit

collegegirl30 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 19:02

me too! this place is so addicting...

afgirl_sadaf 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:26

realy ? aww ii read this everyday buh like probably 3 or 4 pages a day ii have hmwkk && plus im on msn & facebook :)

crazy_diva 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:42

Today, I have nothing better to do than sit aroung and read fml. FML.

randyjohns 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:07

4 hours only? you guys read wicked fast!! i'm on page 150 after a long time

stargirl14 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:25

im sure he didnt really read 12 hours he is probably exaggerating

Will09 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:41

u have a life

NekuSakuraba 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:56

I was lurking for like 2hrs and I finally decided to sign up. Gotta love FML.

NandraniDevi 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:48

It just shows how much of lives we all lack... -_-

CHILL222 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:27

lame

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Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML

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Today, my friend and I went to dinner. At the end, he told me that he’s had feelings for me for a while and wants to be more than friends. I don’t see him that way, so I tried to gently reject him and wanted us to stay friends. He stiffed me with the bill and said, “You can walk home then, buddy!” FML

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Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML

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Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML

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