Miscellaneous: Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat.... - FML

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By lonelyheart - 05/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Douglas

Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat. FML

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Yudith 25

Wednesday 5 April 2017 18:31

Happy birthday! At least, you are eating delicious food with your loved one instead of answering inappropriate questions about your love life asked by nosy family members you only see twice a year for a reason.

Twunt 14

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:22

Sooooyoure saying you had the perfect birthday?

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JadeMinu 10

Thursday 6 April 2017 13:52

I'd say you spent your birthday with great company! Pizza and a cat? Best birthday ever <3 Happy birthday btw!

Cali 54

Thursday 6 April 2017 14:20

These comments give me hope. ♡

livenotonevil 9

Friday 7 April 2017 4:42

That sounds like the purrfect pizza party! You get the exact toppings and don't have to fit over the last slice! If you're lucky you'll have leftovers for cold breakfast pizza. Mmm

unknownjedi112 7

Wednesday 14 June 2017 1:21

I spent my birthday the same way.

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