By angelamegan21 - 28/05/2014 20:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML
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Same thing different taste

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At least you've got people telling you you're hot. I'm not even close to that... Lmao

Everyone knows the best breasts are deep fried.

Comments

Corvo_Attano 12

At least you have some hot ****

It'll pass. Long as you don't give them reason to keep going (like showing that you hate those names), they'll get bored and move on.

angelamegan21 5

Hey guys! Lol all the breast puns are great. But for those of you who are wondering, let me explain. I work in a restaurant, duh! A pizza parlor to be exact. We also sell chicken wings. Anyways, we bake all of our wings in these pans and every time you use one, you're supposed to drain the grease before the next batch goes in. Well, apparently my coworkers didn't do so. That being said, when the wings came out on the other end, (mind you the oven is pretty tall & I'm only 5'3 so I can't see what's in the pans), I shook it slightly and well, I caught all the hot grease out of a 500 degree oven. My hand actually got the worst of it. -- here's a tip. If you ever get burned, put Cisco grease/vegetable shortening on it immediately. It'll stop it from blistering! However I didn't put it on my breast and it blistered & I do have a pretty nasty scar. It doesn't bother me, however :)

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