Health: Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's...

By angelamegan21 - 28/05/2014 20:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By ouchmytits - 28/03/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

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It's lit

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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By roadbikemama - 25/10/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By jcdc - 20/05/2012 15:03 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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Thursday 29 May 2014 8:42

At least you've got people telling you you're hot. I'm not even close to that... Lmao

sweetest_jenn 18

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:52

Everyone knows the best breasts are deep fried.

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martin8337 35

Friday 30 May 2014 0:31

I love hot ****.

pitapizzaparty 18

Friday 30 May 2014 0:55

Tell them ur "part" dragon

mufasaniqqa 13

Friday 30 May 2014 5:16

#38 no.

Lexipants 21

Friday 30 May 2014 6:03

Been there, done that. Mottled red boob, go!

doodlebug33 20

Friday 30 May 2014 7:43

How's your boob now? Keep us abreast

9eberra1 6

Friday 30 May 2014 7:54

Like Katie perry making pop tarts :D

martin8337 35

Friday 30 May 2014 13:59

Original or extra crispy?

llamaslikesoda 21

Friday 30 May 2014 17:45

That's hot. God breast you.

viva_la_blondes 15

Friday 30 May 2014 21:55

Idk, seems to me like it would be a lot easier to just laugh it off, wouldn tit?

Rallybear_123 5

Friday 30 May 2014 22:26

That's hilarious. Embrace it!

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