I shall be your on-call grammar Nazi. You used the correct "steal" word, but you should have used "badly" instead of "bad" because you're describing the verb "ends", not a noun.

Op, u should've got some Tabasco and put some on his thumb.

Quick OP!! Deep mother issues is the leading background factor in failed relationships! Get that thumb-sucker to the therapist.

Pet his head and purr in his ear.

Pillows are comfy

I'm pretty sure he's a mamma's boy.

Wait, is this 6-year old Annie from next door posting this? I keep telling you, that "wedding" you had with Billy isn't real! Now go to your room, young lady! No TV for a week for teasing him about his thumb sucking.

Yeah, things like that happen. I was in exact the same situation last week, except we were arguing about how disrespectful it was that I farted on his drum, and him leaving the house for two hours. Relationships can be jolly good fun, can't they?

YDI, fighting with someone about their mom is generally a pretty stupid idea. You need to learn verbal judo

WHY did you marry an immature mommas boy? What kind of "man" does that?!