Sex and Love: Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking...

By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 19:00

Today, it took me two hours to put all the kids to bed, so all I wanted to do was watch TV but my husband, who'd spent all that time asleep on the sofa, started pestering me for sex like he thought he deserved it after I'd asked him for help 3 times before just doing all the work myself. FML

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Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

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Alexa, play "Cannonball" by The Breeders

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 17:00

Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML

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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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Classy dude

By tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

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Can't catch a break

By Anonymous - 22/04/2023 18:30 - India - Bengaluru

Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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By WasntWorthIt - 30/07/2014 17:04 - United States - Concord

Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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lolmigosh 15

Friday 12 October 2012 12:01

well that is special in its own way..

SakataGintoki 9

Friday 12 October 2012 12:06

Doesn't surprise me he was arguing about his mother considering he still acts like a child.

Comments

loserman67 35

Friday 12 October 2012 14:31

It should have ended with him cuddling the back of your head as you sucked his... well, you know.... Next time, don't waste words, get right to the action. Jeeze, don't we ever learn? How many times in the movies does the bad guy get away because the good guy has to say something before pulling the trigger! Get him up there and GET BUSY WITH GETTIN' BUSY... Save the talk for after.

leadawg75 12

Friday 12 October 2012 14:53

What did you do to that poor man?!

etchsanity1 11

Friday 12 October 2012 15:05

Guessing the sexual issues he has with his mother make special time a bit awkward for him

BerryPrincess 11

Friday 12 October 2012 15:12

Like a baby that doesn't understand his mother..

lmaouloser 5

Friday 12 October 2012 15:33

Awe that's cute! He cuddled your pillow! Hahahaha

dohdohdoh 13

Friday 12 October 2012 15:41

Up his bum, no babies!

HappyBitch 1

Friday 12 October 2012 15:56

Oh wow. Time for him to sleep on the couch?

Aedus 6

Friday 12 October 2012 16:03

It didn't work because you call sex "special time."

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 12 October 2012 16:03

Make him wear diapers. You act like a baby, you get treated like a baby. Billy Madison his ass!

sillyyanks 24

Friday 12 October 2012 16:09

My friends girlfriends calls sex "special time" and we tease her relentlessly! Once you attach a juvenile, prissy name to something like sex, you're only going to push your man away from you!