Love: Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks...

By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

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Red flag

By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 20:01

Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML

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So lonely

By majestic09 - 17/02/2023 10:00

Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML

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You deserved it 166

By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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You deserved it 4 308

Objects in the rear-view mirror

By DogStew - 25/09/2019 00:01

Today, my obsession with my mean ex-girlfriend returned. It ended 9 years ago. It happened when I started researching self-help. Now, I can’t stop thinking about that selfish piece of shit. FML

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You deserved it 565

By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 05:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML

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Next!

By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

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ED much?

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

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You deserved it 23 271

Emotional

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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You deserved it 157

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 16:42 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

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You deserved it 8 301

That'll be 150 bucks, thanks

By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 05:00 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML

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You deserved it 388

luvtheknot 6

Friday 26 October 2012 8:52

That's...one of the creepiest things I've ever heard. FYL bro.

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 26 October 2012 8:55

Perhaps you should see a male therapist, then.

Comments

gregkingsley 4

Friday 26 October 2012 16:48

Have more confidence in yourself with women. And maybe you can turn the tables.

DogStew 20

Friday 26 October 2012 18:14

everyone here is not a professional! also they don't know the full story. The best thing for you is to discuss this with your therapist. stick with the professional!

nmlutgen 11

Friday 26 October 2012 19:51

Was it a guy this time though?

sydaknee 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:39

Lol awhie

beebeeL 1

Saturday 27 October 2012 1:03

get a male therapist!

doglover100 28

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:21

I'd find a male therapist.

Pensu 12

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:21

If it makes you feel any better, developing romantic feelings for your therapist is a pretty normal part of the cycle a lot of patients go through. The fact that you're seeing a therapist willingly makes me pretty optimistic about your chances of getting better, good look!