By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 643
You deserved it 6 096

Same thing different taste

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That's...one of the creepiest things I've ever heard. FYL bro.

Perhaps you should see a male therapist, then.

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perdix 29

It just might work! If you spend tons of money going to talk sessions with her, she might figure out that ******* you would be therapeutic. A hooker would be more cost-effective ;)

Okay guys, looks like Perdix's joke-machine is out of order. It will be back momentarily. Hopefully.

At least you recognize that you have a problem.

I know that disease. Its called "teenager". Dont worry OP you'll be fine in some years. Or if that doesnt work, a wank a day keeps the rapist away ;-)

I sincerely hope you meant "therapist"!

You really need to tell your therapist about this. She's the professional. Full disclosure is for your benefit only.

superguppy19 3

Pay no attention to these people you are afraid that your going to be alone and your anxiety and fear of that is causing this, this fear will have to be worked on if your trying to get over it it also sounds like you have OCD good luck hope this helped

TaniasaysFMLL 15

You have no puncutation whatsoever, so I cannot really say that it's a runon sentence :(. As for OP, I agree with the others! definetly seek a male therapist!

That's actually a common phenomenon called transference. Keep going to therapy!

At least he's getting help and knows he needs help instead of letting himself become a creepy stalker. Me, I only obsess over the attractive women who talk to me!

It's called transference and is very common in therapy. Feel free to tell your therapist so you guys can get beyond it. It is COMMON.

If you have this problem, why would you get a female therapist?