Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

If it's any consolation, he's if anything even more scarred by the whole situation than you are.

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sadCowboysfan 20

That must have been awful for all of you. Now that it’s happened, I guess you’ll be more on your toes to stop it from happening again

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RichardPencil 30

And he yelled, “You’re ripping off MY move! Why do you think Mom gets four pedicures a week?!?!”

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Dave_Davington 33

If it's any consolation, he's if anything even more scarred by the whole situation than you are.

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BlueSteele220 31

did you finish? it would be worse to be given a pearl necklace by your son..

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David Horgan 8

While looking dead in the eyes of his father.

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azouwa 26

The sat part is.... I can relate. my mom once walked in on me and a bf skyping. FML/FYL

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Rhonda Edgar 2

thats horrible. Thank you for your service!

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Cali 54

What service? Jacking off on Skype?

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manb91uk 22

This is without a doubt the funniest, cringiest thing I’ve read in weeks! I love it!

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sadCowboysfan 20

That must have been awful for all of you. Now that it’s happened, I guess you’ll be more on your toes to stop it from happening again

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David Horgan 8

Funny you mentioned feet. I have a feeling you like them...

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Lobby_Bee 17

F your dad's life for having seen that.

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Nic1330 5

I have nothing against gay people but I feel like this was between 2 guys

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d34d4lus 6

I don't think chicks refer to themselves masturbating as jerking off anyway

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