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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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You deserved it 58 748

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Same thing different taste

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 714

You deserved it 5 298

By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 035

You deserved it 5 454

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 708

You deserved it 3 481

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 613

You deserved it 15 030

So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 606

You deserved it 8 061

By Gutted. - 21/03/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 336

You deserved it 6 787

Next!

By Yasminne - 06/04/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 91

You deserved it 956

By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 270

You deserved it 3 787

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 247

You deserved it 5 590

By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 215

You deserved it 6 703

boatiebanter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:07

You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.

itsnotfair 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:08

well clearly you fish for compliments all the time

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kirlia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 13:34

i agree with #6 (even though i'm a girl) girls who ask stuff like that are annoying (and it's even more annoying if a boy asks -.-')

Curtieeeez 0

Monday 25 May 2009 13:41

#1 hit the nail on the head xD

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 25 May 2009 13:43

yeah guys totally ******* hate it when you ask them questions like that. you'll generally get a similar answer. don't fish for compliments - you usually will not get what you're after.

ringles 0

Monday 25 May 2009 13:47

Being annoyed is one thing, being a rude and disrespectful asshole is another.

1799 4

Monday 25 May 2009 13:57

I agree with #42, if he didn't like it he could have asked you to stop in a much kinder way than that

_bj_ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:02

you are a stupid, clingy girlfriend. F*** your boyfriends life for having such a shit girlfriend.

jmeg_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:07

That sucks, but why couldn't you just have told your boyfriend you were feeling down and could use a little cheering up?

nikki1001 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:10

"She probably just got her period and her wittle tummy hurts so badsies! AWWWWWW SO SADDDDD!" Don't even go there #37! You have NO idea. Otherwise, I agree. That shit is just annoying. If he's with you, then he loves you, does it matter WHY? He just does so obviously there's some great things about you. You could have just called him and talked to him instead of texting a dumb question--which is exactly what it was.