Transportation, Embarrassing, Pranks and My ex: Right back at ya!

Right back at ya!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 973

You deserved it 105 048

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Bad friend

By Anonymous - 31/10/2025 15:00

Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52

You deserved it 1 046

Handle with care

By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

I agree, your life sucks 179

You deserved it 454

By ddriver100 - 05/06/2019 18:00

Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They were pretty drunk and were yelling stupid things at people walking by. After stopping to let a fat guy cross the street, they yelled, "Hurry up fatty!" He responded by throwing his milkshake at my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 620

You deserved it 822

Grow up

By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 287

You deserved it 5 255

By Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 111 224

You deserved it 7 171

By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 881

You deserved it 30 724

Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 824

You deserved it 1 280

By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 103

You deserved it 119 826

By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 082

You deserved it 51 938

Karma

By fullmoonfml - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 213

You deserved it 58 453

Bitts 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:23

YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake

Sunako_fml 9

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

well, we know whose milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard...

Comments

amaneylandx3 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:26

It's called this magical super-amazing crazy-awesome thing that everybody these days is losing more than money: COMMON SENSE.

whyowhy26 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:47

LOL.! i wish i were there to see the look on your face

that_guy_you_are 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:15

Maybe this is some new hipster trend called ironic douchebaggery. It could be like experimental douchebaggery, where you act like a douchebag to gauge people's reactions.

that_guy_you_are 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:17

Please stop throwing shit out the window. I did it once, my dog had nowhere else to go so I gave him a bag and I chucked it out the window and it hit a school bus and the driver couldn't see so he crashed and the bus caught on fire and all the kids died.

that_guy_you_are 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:19

Maybe this is some new hipster trend called ironic douchebaggery. It could be like experimental douchebaggery, where you act like a douchebag to gauge people's reactions.

Yoursxtruely 1

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:48

YDI. Don't you think that's just a bit childish? Time to move on... I think the milkshake in your face is a sign to do so.

noni_mus 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:14

Took me awhile to realize that 'YDI' means 'You Deserve It'. At first I thought it means 'You Dumb Idiot' because, well, you all know what the OP wrote =P