Health, Poopoo peepee, Medication and Parents: PANIC! - FML

PANIC!

By Anonymous - 18/09/2026 12:00 - United States

Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML

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tido26 17

Saturday 19 September 2026 21:52

You should ask the docs when to be concerned about a seizure. There are many people with known seizures, where the doc states not to get worried unless it lasts for xx time.

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tido26 17

Saturday 19 September 2026 21:52

You should ask the docs when to be concerned about a seizure. There are many people with known seizures, where the doc states not to get worried unless it lasts for xx time.

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