Spillage

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 06:00

Today, while at a restaurant on a date, I spilled red wine on the white tablecloth. The waiter came over with a new one, saying, "Don't worry, it's not the first time someone's spilled wine here." My date leaned over and whispered, "It's the first time someone's spilled it on me, though." FML
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Cursed

By Freddie - 25/03/2025 15:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I went on my first date in months. It was going well until the waiter brought our drinks. I went to take a sip of my cocktail, but I misjudged the size of the glass and the stupid paper straw, and spilled it all over myself. The waiter said, “Well, at least it’s not a first date curse,” and I replied, “Oh, it definitely is.” It was, because I doubt I'll be seeing her again. FML
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Thaylok 17

Response to Gf, "Worry not, I plan on getting you out of that stained outfit as soon as possible."

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geckohead 12

My new BF ended up calling me "Crash" because of all the stuff I spilled on him. 30 years later, he still brings it up.

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lexxiasaurus 28

well, at least you can scratch him off the list, doesn't sound like they had keeper qualities if they ended up here haha

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D J's MOM 17

wow, he's either an asshole or it was a stupid attempt at humor when he doesn't know you well enough for a joke like that.

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Thaylok 17

Response to Gf, "Worry not, I plan on getting you out of that stained outfit as soon as possible."

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geckohead 12

My new BF ended up calling me "Crash" because of all the stuff I spilled on him. 30 years later, he still brings it up.

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