Love, Kids, Parenting, Family and Awkward: Mommy's boy

Mommy's boy

By Anonymous - 13/09/2026 09:00 - United States

Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML

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Hangryko 31

Sunday 13 September 2026 17:17

He's your son, not your boyfriend. Get therapy, boy mom b¡+ch.

angus 17

Sunday 13 September 2026 20:48

Back off! Back off bitch…

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Hangryko 31

Sunday 13 September 2026 17:17

He's your son, not your boyfriend. Get therapy, boy mom b¡+ch.

angus 17

Sunday 13 September 2026 20:48

Back off! Back off bitch…

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 13 September 2026 22:41

Can you tell us why you think she's an awful person? Context matters.

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