Health and Injury: Ouch!

Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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You deserved it 11 046

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By StaceZN - 22/12/2016 08:52

Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 901

You deserved it 924

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 213

You deserved it 6 805

By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 836

You deserved it 4 038

By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 191

You deserved it 3 448

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 863

You deserved it 38 334

By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 847

You deserved it 40 945

Zapped

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 11:01 - Germany - Olbersdorf

Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML

I agree, your life sucks 585

You deserved it 150

By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 698

You deserved it 5 219

By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 696

You deserved it 3 743

Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 648

You deserved it 41 461

godlybacon 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 11:46

Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.

MetalxSoldier 26

Tuesday 27 March 2012 11:43

I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!

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zebralover23 14

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:06

Toasted nuts!

draegbomb 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:42

Real original.

SultanRS 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:14

It was either a small fence, or gigantic balls.

ashl123 19

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:15

Chestnuts roasting on an open fence

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:17

What exactly "were trying to get a better look at" maybe an alien? Or two people getting it on in a cow patty o.0 I'm curious

u002764 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:26

prob going for a shroom.

katcot99 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:17

Tell your nuts I said sorry, OP, do something to make it feel better if u know what I mean..

micahsmommy 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 15:05

Actually I don't. And it scares me to think a 14 year old does. What happened to childhood innocence?

MikeMclaughlin 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 15:28

POWNED!

charlotte69er 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:18

I agree with 50 ,katcot, I have no I idea what ur talking about!

hisgirlherboy 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:51

she spelled Nazis wring in her bio- she was saying she loves grammar Nazis... how does that make sense?

charlotte69er 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:21

Hey OP I think miss 21 likes ur toasted balls (;

muffinXmonster 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 15:42

Stalked:)

charlotte69er 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:44

Ha Ha u found me!!!! :D

muffinXmonster 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:09

Yes I did cause didn't you read? Ima ninja^_^

charlotte69er 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:31

Sexy ninja has been stalking me :D

emmagillespie24 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:26

Ouch that's gotta hurr

danishbagel 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:30

Or both.

shahroni1 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:35

you got eletric shock , now you can think better .

G0odgrief 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 13:31

maybe you should get one too

qtip2245 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:44

Was that girl really worth it?

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You deserved it 1 916

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Ouch!

Same thing different taste

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Driving school dropout

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