Health and Injury: Ouch!

Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By StaceZN - 22/12/2016 08:52

Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 11:01 - Germany - Olbersdorf

Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML

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You deserved it 150

By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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godlybacon 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 11:46

Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.

MetalxSoldier 26

Tuesday 27 March 2012 11:43

I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:22

Well OP, I don't have nuts. Never have. But I hear that they are quite sensitive little things and electric fences do hurt like hell so yes, FYL.

lrgenesis 19

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:06

Shoulda had the balls to jump over the fence in the first place

Michael_92 20

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:10

So you were naked then?

kingofgods8294 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:18

How did you burn your nuts if you were leaning over the fence I could understand like your chest or hands but how your nuts?

MerrikBarbarian 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:18

Uh, have you ever seen an electric fence? It's a couple lines of electrified wire. If one was at ball level, yeah you'd fry your nuts. :p

ChronicTortuga 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:29

Looks like he had a SHOCKING experience....... YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

sunflower226 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:30

were you naked?

kbart881 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:54

Owwww.. You almost made me cry

meridius4510 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:48

I bet u figured it out PDQ

afuckedlife 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:04

The electric fence was like "nuts to this"

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