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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By StaceZN - 22/12/2016 08:52

Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 11:01 - Germany - Olbersdorf

Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML

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By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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godlybacon 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 11:46

Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.

MetalxSoldier 26

Tuesday 27 March 2012 11:43

I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!

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TarieBoo 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:13

did you touch it with your nuts first before your hands?

C94_ 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:15

Sizzle

pubb 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:42

I got hit In the head with an electric fence wire. I blacked out and I had a concussion. .-.

Rustler 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:20

Usually humming means electricity is running through. Almost all fences on pastures are electrified ydi.

Siant 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 13:32

Grilled or extra crispy?

dannyj7478 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 18:09

Electric sperm!!!

absosteel 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 3:00

Awwww you poor bastard!:(

The_F3rris 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:04

Those are the most interesting fences I must say. One time while at my grandpa's house my sister was trying to get a closer look at their horses and I even told her the electric fence was on... But she full on grabbed it anyway.

2013bchan41 20

Sunday 6 January 2013 23:03

Good luck having kids

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 7:06

pretty sure that's common knowledge to know that pastures are surrounded by electrically charged fences.

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