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Not now, honey

rhya4n - - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

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Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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Ouch!

pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML

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Curled out

lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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Make up tutorial

Bunni - - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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Cat mojo

Oww - 09/08/2022 00:00

Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML

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yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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Phones are bad for you

Katie - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Basehor

Today, I was laying in bed, scrolling through my phone, when my cat swatted my phone out of my hand. It hit me in the face and popped a pimple, which is now bleeding. FML

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Revenge will be sweet

Kitty at my foot - 20/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML

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Chance encounter

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:58

Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

itwasallyellow 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:56

Were you doing a cat eye? ;)

disney_blonde 16

Wednesday 16 May 2012 2:57

Perfect opportunity for a pirate eye patch!

Roo79 1

Wednesday 16 May 2012 2:59

This is the sort of thing that happens when you invite evil into your home and lavish it with love! Good luck!

epic13 12

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:05

What a pussy.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:15

Damn that's sounds painful hopefully you feel better. You should punish that pussy....

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:22

And that's another reason not to wear makeup, or at least not eyeliner. That stuff gives me the creeps, and this is exactly why. I can't stand things so close to my eyes...plus it looks ridiculous.