My house, my rules

Bondi414 - - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
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bacincheeseburge 9

In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.

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islander03 5

That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......

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conholio33 28

I say flush the toilet i would be grossed out if that rule was in my house..... It grosses me out when i go to use a public toilet (if i have to) and i see thats its not flushed

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SoultheWolf 19

What the **** is wrong with your father?

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hateevryone 14

don't follow that stupid rule.

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TheNinjaBacon 8

Uck that would be the worst smelling air freshener ever

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jellybeans1 3

and its not a meet the fockers saying... seriously.. iv known that my whole life and so have my childhood friends

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shaleen0909 0

113-'It never smelled like pee...?' OMG you better chech if you are peeing only and not anything else.....haha something still undiscovered what you pee...lol

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rreyes79 0

This is what you get for havng liberal parents.

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mistaj1990 5

Okay, but what if it is green?

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jfatula01 0

Mom said same to me ha

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