My house, my rules

Bondi414 - - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
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bacincheeseburge 9

In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.

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islander03 5

That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......

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ilove80smetal 8

You mean his house smells like piss. Get off your ass and buy a house, then do what you wish with your crap.

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d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

If you arent paying the water bill, get over it! Lol bills arent cheap these days

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Emani_Jones 0

Got that from The Game.!

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princess151617 4

That's disgusting,

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BlackCloudedSldr 5

Does your dad feast on asparagus? Piss doesn't normally stink unless its been mixed with anthers urine. Hence public bathrooms smell rancid. Dispose of the asparagus or scold other family members for being this dumb to follow this rule with him.

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spurlock62 0

It's not your house. And flushing a toilet for a small amount of pee is a waste.

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burnsie22 5

At least he's Eco-friendly:)

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Lilkay23 0

lol thats hella nasty who would wanna go to ur house ewwww stinky

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RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Stop being so dramatic, my house has the same rule. And it doesnt smell like pee you guys r just disgusting.

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shaleen0909 0

Why dont you just accept it kid. Its obvious if the bowl is left unflushed it would definitely stink.

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