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xmeatballx21 - - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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ShayanFCB - 20/10/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

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arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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Spaghetti junction

superjesse006 - 10/10/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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RetailScapegoat - 16/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML

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The truth

vmml97 - 17/08/2009 21:16 - Canada

Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML

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Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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folfin 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:02

no, sounds like you just fired yourself.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 3 June 2011 19:36

Show up tomorrow and if he asks why say it's because he hired you.

roger507 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:31

hangover-3!!!

higgy6969 7

Friday 3 June 2011 21:31

was her name Roxi?

syki 22

Friday 3 June 2011 21:50

If OP really blew it, s/he would never have been fired.

jwing 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:04

it's probably the same person who got fired by text yesterday ending in "please take care!" maybe someone was pretending to fire you on his phone.

N3v43h 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:51

Boss' angry gf, who's jealous of OP. scandalous.

MollyDollLifee 1

Friday 3 June 2011 23:14

That sucks! Not really a FML however.

Bahahahahaba 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:47

hahaha. I'm not alone. same shit happened to me.

perdix 29

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:08

Either he's got Alzheimer's or he just wants to rub it in that he canned your ass.

N3v43h 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:38

bahahahahahaha that's hilarious! I'm sorry about that though. Losing a job sucks, bad. Bigger better things coming your way, no doubt!

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Saturday 4 June 2011 0:43

I think it goes... YOUUU BLEWWWW EEEEEEHHHHHT!! Happy Gilmore? can't remember... Billy maddison?

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Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML

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Today, I contacted the Unemployment Office. I was told that I needed to send additional information, then that the information had already been received, and that the case would be reviewed. For the fourth time. I've been out of work for three months, and haven't received a dime. FML

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Today, someone finally came to fix my phone line after three weeks with no Internet. The engineer reconnected the phone line to the wrong apartment. I hope my neighbour is enjoying my unlimited broadband. FML

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Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML

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