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xmeatballx21 - - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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ShayanFCB - 20/10/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

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arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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Spaghetti junction

superjesse006 - 10/10/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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RetailScapegoat - 16/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML

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The truth

vmml97 - 17/08/2009 21:16 - Canada

Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML

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Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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folfin 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:02

no, sounds like you just fired yourself.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 3 June 2011 19:36

Show up tomorrow and if he asks why say it's because he hired you.

JennaMarie420 2

Friday 3 June 2011 19:19

yep thanks for rubbing it in a little more

ducky_duck_duck 4

Friday 3 June 2011 19:26

Kinda YDI. There goes your chance of getting your job back. Ah well.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 3 June 2011 19:36

Show up tomorrow and if he asks why say it's because he hired you.

KRS_13 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 3:01

haha didnt think of that one!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:39

Oops.

RapeWhistle 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:39

That's kinda the point of the FML.

smartguy13v 2

Friday 3 June 2011 20:05

how do you know that the boss wasnt going to fire him when he got in?

Bebbo_fml 21

Friday 3 June 2011 20:13

I think 18 has the right idea.

goingsolo211 8

Friday 3 June 2011 20:26

ydi for reminding him. u coulda gone back

kylek61294 1

Monday 6 June 2011 4:50

*YDI for reminding him. You could've gone back.

narrisnotmyname 0

Friday 3 June 2011 20:32

walk in ur boss's office tomm. and tell him u decided to hire him back :)

deathtrap 0

Friday 3 June 2011 20:55

did he really fire u yesterday or were you just mind f@(king him?

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Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML

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Today, I had a talk with my orthopedist about getting back to fitness training. However, according to her, all my favorite exercises, although taught to me by professionals, are "things one should never do" and "very very bad". FML

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Today, my job decided not to pay me. I talked to HR about it and they told me it will be “very hard” to fix the issue of my missing paycheck. FML

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Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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Today, my brain-dead brother-in-law decided to play five finger fillet while at my place. Predictably, he ended up slicing a finger wide open. My mother-in-law now wants my blood, because she thinks I dared him to do it, and that clearly her perfect little angel couldn't be such a moron. FML

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Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML

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