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By Heww - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumped on my lap and vomited all over my doughnuts, stared at me, then bit the doughnut out of my hand. FML
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iSmellNice 2

I feel your pain. I love donuts.

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Darsa 0

At least you still had your milk :)

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Momo_Moonlight 25

While that sucks for you OP, your writing doesn't seem to make sense. You put your feet up and poured yourself some milk? And did you have a doughnut or several doughnuts?

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swinglish4670 5

Is that all? I work 12hour shifts 7 days a week for months at a time.. My last job I worked 110 hours in 7 days... I wish I had somthing to celebrate haha.

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Mabonga 12

give your dog name and he'll act more tame

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fml_ipad 2

You have to train the dog correctly, and That means beating when it does something like take food from you. I have a dog, and I can leave a steak right in front of it and walk away, and tell it not to eat and it's still there. It's just a matter of effort, wich I'm guessing fat people don't have. And I'm surprised you didn't eat the dog, because it ate you food

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PunkPrincess_fml 11

Your dog saved you from a poor diet plan! And maybe future diabetes depending on your physical health and heredity! What a good dog!

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TylerMillerX1 10

How did you put your feet up then pour yourself a glass of milk?

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