Let me Slytherin

Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

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SynchronicityII 0

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

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StormDewleaf 12

Oh no, the OP got FML and MLIA mixed up when she went to go submit her story. :(

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SharkyShark 5

While nasty, it would be funnier to me if you were on your period, because ya know, things tend to get a bit bloody when the Chamber of Secrets is opened.

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Kadaver 1

If you don't want him I'll take him. XD That's awesome!

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deelow 0

ha nerds doing the nasty nd using Harry potter foreplay. that's fuckn funny

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green_eyed_gwen 0

Actually, there's so many options for the foreplay like some sort of teacher student scenario, Sadism if you drank a potion or something. Maybe like an opening line could be, "Hey, you want to ride my broom." XD

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Shockvalue 0

I find this funny, and if that had been my bf, I would have laughed, given him a kiss, and let him continue. As a Harry Potter fan, I WISH my bf would do silly stuff like this. Unfortunately, I enjoy reading more than he does, and he hasn't read the books, just seen the movies. Bummer.

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simran9 0

ohmygosh. that's funnyy ! was it like, ' siahas eth?'

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squibbles 0

that's freaking awesome. if u don't want him, il take him

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