Animals I like what I like - FML

I like what I like

Aled - - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Tasty!

Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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Sounds wonderful

hermit's life - 25/12/2016 07:11 - United States - Sellersburg

Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML

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iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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Fatal decision

juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:59

By "cat biscuits," do you mean those biscuit treats you feed cats or actual biscuits made of cats? The second item would explain why you don't have a cat, among other animals/objects. Either way, make sure to get your mom spayed and/or neutered.

kamikrazy 6

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:57

Now you do...

jamesavantis 0

Friday 18 February 2011 11:03

meow

atomheartm_fml 0

Friday 18 February 2011 12:14

I would double check my lunch box if I were you.

i_love_grrr 0

Friday 18 February 2011 15:59

idc i still love taco bell lol

k_madison 0

Friday 18 February 2011 16:57

I didn't know cats eat biscuits....

flamegrilled123 3

Friday 18 February 2011 19:20

GTFO

Griggy 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:07

So what? Cat biscuits are delicious and nutritious!

ilovedarrencriss 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:07

And owning a cat would have made any difference?

thevaporizer 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:16

looks like the cats got her tongue.

thevaporizer 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:16

looks like the cats got her tongue.

MothsWings 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:53

Don't knock it till you try it.

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Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

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