Animals: I like what I like - FML

I like what I like

By Aled - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:59

By "cat biscuits," do you mean those biscuit treats you feed cats or actual biscuits made of cats? The second item would explain why you don't have a cat, among other animals/objects. Either way, make sure to get your mom spayed and/or neutered.

kamikrazy 6

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:57

Now you do...

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BWill9014 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:46

Dang... if they were dog biscuits we could all make "bitch" jokes :l

EvilSpirt 5

Friday 18 February 2011 0:12

She should go on that one show that has ppl with weird habbits

BIGshooter 2

Friday 18 February 2011 1:04

send mama to the nut house cuz she's crazy as hell.

keshafan101 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:44

is she part cat?! lol

Enderspeaker 2

Friday 18 February 2011 1:57

Did she see that "9 Lives for Seniors" commercial?

kweenbitch 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:01

what's the big deal? dog/cat/fish/ferret food taste ****** awesome! I snack on it like it was popcorn. except it's more expensive....cuz my babies only get the best.

ImLizAndImBored 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:26

Make sure she is litter box trained

FruitSalad4225 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:48

I have never heard of cat biscuits.

guy0ne101 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:20

c

lilmissy1290 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:50

ummm whats a cat biscuit? I've heard of dog biscuits but never a cat biscuit.. op your mom scares me

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