Has anyone ever said you look similar to Vanessa Hudgens? Cause you do; especially her character from High School Musical. Anyways, I know know, has nothing to do with the FML. Oh well.

^ Neither comment had anything to do with the fml anyway so it doesn't really matter.

if I understand the divergence of American English from British English correctly, the standard American English, news caster's accent, is most closely related to the English spoken by the British colonists. around the turn of the 19th century upper class Brits started the affectation of dropping their "r"s. thus we now have what most Americans consider a british accent.

Actually you're kind of right. Anglo-Saxon, the predecessor of English, was a German dialect spoken by the Germanic settlers of England. Modern English is a mix of Anglo-Saxon and Norman French, blended and changed over time.

I'd have done droppeded you the first time I had heard youse speak

Oh.. Do you wear the unnecessary glasses too?

I was mocking the fact that you can't speak English, the fact that you didn't even notice says more than I ever could