Hipster alert

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 05:07 - Canada - Port Hardy

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
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dtbomb 3

I would say do it at that one river but you've probably never heard of it.

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kikimonole 13

Oh dear. Another dumbass moron has been created! By that I mean your boyfriend. Ask SIRI! Seriously she (it?) gives you suggestions on where to hide a body.

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sammiskorpio 8

Killed a hipster and threw him in a river...WHOSE MAINSTREAM NOW?

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NigerianMedicine 11

Dump the body in the Pacific. Hopefully, it will either be eaten or wash up in the Aleutians.

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ririzzle 2

Im not sure what a hipster is.. is that what lame people call people with more friends?

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shananay2000 7

Am i the only one who actually likes Mötley Crüe? Im wearing their shirt now cause i went to a KISS and Mötley Crüe concert on saturday

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StanSmith2013 26

Dump him here in Blighty and we will show him how far reality is from his dream!

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