Hipster alert

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 05:07 - Canada - Port Hardy

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
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dtbomb 3

I would say do it at that one river but you've probably never heard of it.

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kikimonole 13

Oh dear. Another dumbass moron has been created! By that I mean your boyfriend. Ask SIRI! Seriously she (it?) gives you suggestions on where to hide a body.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Never mind dumping the body, what do you do with the fixie?

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guitarh4 7

What's wrong with being a hipster? It seems to me you're just being prejudiced against a type of personality. That's not cool. If you don't wanna hate him, don't. Your life isn't over. Get over yourself OP.

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Quikraptor 8

I don't think it's so much that he's got a personality, it's that he's got a typically annoying one. Everything bad you hear aobut hipsters? There's more truth to the stereotypes than people want to admit.

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hellonyancat 6

It's not his personality though. He's deliberately gone out to turn himself into a clone. It's a complete lack of individual personality. That's a problem IMO. I'm assuming op liked him the way he was before.

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TacoBelle 8

I've got a shovel. I can carry the feet if you want to take the arms.

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Twipz_fml 3

What's wrong with Mötley Crüe?

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owlfeatures 8

Nothing, I don't think, I've never listened to their music, but when you haven't been a fan and been to a concert and 'do stuff fans do' and just started to where the T-shirt to be 'cool' then that is where the problem lies :) It's like having a Nirvana T-shirt because 'the baby on it is cute'

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yusaku02 20

Crüe isn't hipster music. But you oughta smack him for the other things.

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mccutie936 6

Omg guys they should know that the geek chic look is too mainstream. And British accents are only sexy on British men. On american men it's just a sign of being a dumbass.

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snafu63 0

Before you dump the body why not just dump him instead?

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youaint 2

Yeah, you're the one making the choice to stay with him, why kill him? Sounds like you need to get rid of him and go find someone more your style. But by all means, if you do decide to kill him then you would be doing the world a favor!

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pabst4america 1

Replace his Mac with a PC and tell him the Starbucks by you is closing and that motley Crüe has a new single on iTunes that is #1. He'll probably shit his pants

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rsaffi 6

s/the body// Just dump him. Problem solved. :-)

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