High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
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_parth 20

Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.

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tony1891 22

you may wanna start eating more fiber then.

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thesmeagol 22

I'm going to suggest more coffee and some laxatives.

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False_Stupidity 41

Or just a visit from Smeagol to scare the shit out of OP.

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sdlr32787 18

or...it doesn't and u get a nose bleed

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Tsukiyomi 16

Might wanna get that checked out OP

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mylifebitches666 18

start changing your food intake and watch what you eat.

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guinea_pigs 9

Dear Lord, OP! Sometimes you just have to give up and walk away for a while, eat some prunes, and come back.

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captainsmegma 12

That's odd. I would have expected you to pop a hemi.

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prettyinpinkxoxo 9

I didn't know that could happen...sorry op :(

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ColonelCusswords 24

Bruh, if you aint gettin nothin dont force it

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