Heavy load

By Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the **** do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

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zebrapattern 6

that was just the toilet seat. it could have been the toilet.

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NightlyChecker 6

Whatchu gonna do with all that junk in your trunk?...Lol

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fleabe1 2

it really dosent matter how big someone is, when i was under a hundred pounds i had it happen to me. To don't make fun of someone u don't know

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lilmissroxtar 1

Who cares ive broken my bed and i only wheigh 80 it has nothing to do with fatness

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dmplayer91 0

YDI .... 100$ says your one of those fatasses that thinks they are soooo freakin sexy.... Fat is NOT sexy go to a gym and get that hour glass figured

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Pugs_not_drugs 9

£200 says your one of those jerks who spends an hour trying to come up with a witty response which is actually just offensive and narrow minded

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m139307 0

i just laughed my ass off

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youknowimright 5

To be fair, I didnt know that if you're too fat you break the toilet seat, so chill out.

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dareintheren 7

Maybe it's the toilet for being too weak

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HallahBackGirl 12

That's rather impressive. Let's all imagine that it's muscle mass

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